Pickup Lines

1. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
2. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you are here, who is running Heaven?
3. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
4. Are you a Netflix show? Because I want to binge watch you all night.
5. If you were a vegetable, you would be a ‘cute-cumber.’
6. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
7. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
8. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
9. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
10. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
11. I was wondering if you are an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
12. It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So, I have been thinking about you all day long.
13. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
14. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
15. Are you a magician? It is the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. 
16. I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
17. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
18. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I am searching for.
19. Your hand looks heavy— can I hold it for you?
20. Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
21. I do not know your name, but I am sure it is as beautiful as you are. I am (your name).
22. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would still only have five cents.
23. In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.
24. I am not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
25. Kiss me if I am wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
26. I am not currently an organ donor, but I would be happy to give you, my heart.
27. I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
28. You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.
29. There must be something wrong with my eyes—I cannot seem to take them off of you.
30. My friends bet me I could not talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?
31. I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I do not have your number yet.
32.  Are you a camera? Because you make me smile.
33. I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.
34. Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
35. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
36. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’